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- VIDEO, Page 79Banging Away at the Piano Works
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- By RICHARD ZOGLIN
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- GRAND NBC; Thursdays; 9:30 p.m. EST
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- Carol Anne, a spacey housewife with overactive hormones,
- grabs her husband one morning while he is shaving. "Guess who's
- ovulating," she chirps enticingly. Janice, a single mother who
- tells anyone who will listen that she hasn't had sex in three
- years, agrees to go out with a motorcycle cop who has been
- pursuing her. Just a casual dinner date at the local hotel, he
- promises. "Get a room," she says. Desmond, the longtime butler
- to a wealthy industrialist, makes a confession. Years ago, the
- boss's third wife found out about his philandering and used
- Desmond to take revenge. Guess how.
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- No TV executive has ever underestimated the power of sex to
- sell a show. But NBC's new sitcom Grand is a clanging symphony
- of suggestiveness. Set in the fictional town of Grand, Pa. --
- whose chief industry, a piano factory, has fallen on hard times
- -- the series introduces a clutch of socially diverse characters
- and stirs vigorously. Atop the class structure in this
- small-town version of Upstairs, Downstairs is the piano magnate
- Harris Weldon (John Randolph), attended by a faithful but
- acerbic manservant (John Neville). At the bottom is the
- chain-smoking Janice Pasetti (Pamela Reed), who lives in a
- trailer with her chubby daughter and works as a maid. Somewhere
- in between is Weldon's niece (Bonnie Hunt) and her upwardly
- mobile husband (Michael McKean), who has an idea for saving
- Weldon Piano Works (make golf clubs instead) and a yen for the
- maid.
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- Among the slew of network mid-season replacements, Grand is
- a good bet for hitdom. Its executive producers are Marcy Carsey
- and Tom Werner, the team responsible for three of TV's five
- top-rated shows: Roseanne, The Cosby Show and A Different World.
- Despite a misfire last fall with Chicken Soup, the duo are as
- hot as TV producers get. CBS even talked to them in December
- about taking over the network's programming division. (The
- negotiations fell through.) Perhaps because of their clout,
- Grand has been given a near indestructible time period: the
- half-hour following Cheers on NBC's powerful Thursday-night
- schedule. That means Grand is probably in for the long haul --
- good, bad or indifferent.
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- Mostly it's bad. Though Carsey and Werner are not exactly
- groundbreakers, their shows have brought a less frenetic, more
- naturalistic style to the sitcom genre. But Grand (created by
- Michael Leeson, who wrote The War of the Roses) is packed with
- plot twists and gag lines, most of them leeringly lame.
- ("Desmond, have you ever been intimate when the two of you knew
- you weren't in love?" "I've been intimate when the three of us
- knew we weren't in love.") The show strives to be a wacky
- send-up of soap operas, but it lacks the deadpan wit of Mary
- Hartman, Mary Hartman or the bomb-throwing audacity of Soap.
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- Potential hit or not, Grand debunks any notion that Carsey
- and Werner have a magic touch. Their shows until now have been
- driven by stars with well-developed comic personas. (Chicken
- Soup failed because it never created a plausible milieu for its
- star. Jackie Mason as a social worker?) Grand depends instead
- on an ensemble cast, which seems adrift with characters thrown
- together as arbitrarily as passengers on a lifeboat. Joel Murray
- has some funny moments as old man Weldon's flaky son, and Reed
- gives off sexy sparks as the trailer-park mom. But they don't
- keep the boat from sinking.
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